The plot follows two main storylines: one centres on the emerging love story between two awkward teens, Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time; the second focuses on the eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.
那還用說嗎，我蘇榮愿賭服輸！蘇榮一拍胸脯道。
瞧你們那熊樣！連個打扮都不會！都散了都散了，丟人...
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